(Source: mcfullers, via rambunctioussthoughtss)

m33wlin:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

(Source: davedirk, via meghaaann)

Jay: We see each other every day, all day but I like it. I get sad if I don’t see these for too long.

Siva: Awwwww

Jay: Not you.

(Source: ohthewanted, via lukemcguiness)

(Source: fly-sykes, via fly-sykes)

esexist:

the only thing i wouldnt do for a klondike bar is you

(via laughcentre)

(Source: pointless-nonsense, via laughcentre)

fetusich:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

(Source: cainesoren, via laughcentre)

whorville:

*Goes to McDonald’s to supersize my dick*

(via laughcentre)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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