operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
When the bitch I hate falls.. →
wowfunniestposts: On the inside, I’m like: On the outside: this blog is epic
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
how to track anonymous asks. →
wowfunniestposts: So you have your ask. STEP ONE: Highlight the word “block” STEP TWO: Right click the word block. STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source” STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up: Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup Paste the IP address into there, press enter...
Fact: whoever has a tumblr, hates this image:
most people: lol lazy sunday
me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday