fatwink: this site is kinda boring unless you’re getting attention 24/7 tbh
tyflowsion: NOW WHICH ONE OF YOUS IS THE REAL SLIM SHADY
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
karkaties: if i lay here if i just lay here yep im just laying here not gonna stop laying here
best-of-funny: zuzuzuko: resetty: what if websites had closing hours X
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
assbutt-in-the-garrison: sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
Things Yahoo better not do if they own Tumblr
br0s-0verb0ard: remove porn / depression blogs start putting ads everywhere require you to use a Yahoo email to sign in turn the blue to purple repeat what they did when purchasing GeoCities repeat what Mark Zuckerberg did to Facebook require you to use a Yahoo email to sign in require you to use a Yahoo email to sign in
peetapockets: I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
dignitea: you see, kids, the moral of the story here is to never develop feelings for someone because you will have your heartbroken and you will want to jump out a window
hannahbeezy: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
overlordleaveshiswife: tltty: everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– (via wethinkwedream)